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don't care, i don't want it
it's dumb fucking hat with a lion on it
i'm gonna find mr. f and shove it in his eye
then sink it in the harbor
the nerve of this asshole getting people killed n handing out dumb shit like this

That's the smarter thing to do, probably. Burning it might be even better. I've got a fireplace, if you want.

fireplace is for chumps
go big or go home am i right
mr. f won't care if people are just burning stuff where they're supposed to burn stuff

[He appreciates this style]

Maybe you're right. So you want a bonfire? We can always do that.

that's the idea
i'm not trying to burn down somebody's house
but it's better if it's big

Just do it by the well. Plenty of space away from buildings, and a water source nearby in case things get out of hand.

we got a whole harbor and ur saying put it by the well

The harbor has flammable houses and docks. Things on the water can still catch fire. But you can do whatever you want.

everywhere's flammable in this shitty town

Some less than others.

I guess it's good if you're in such an energetic mood. I can't really get up and go stop you so just don't burn down anything important.

if u bleed out cuz ur being a dumbass i'm gonna burn ur stuff too

I won't care about my stuff if I'm dead, you idiot. I'm not going to die, anyway.

if u die i get to make up all kinds of shit about u

[IS THIS INSPIRATIONAL??]

Maybe I'll die and encourage your creative mind, like a good teacher.

[It's something, at least... he's endeared.]

what like ur gonna come back and haunt me?

[the joke

okuyasu]

Nevermind, you're beyond teaching. I'll stay alive.

what the hell, old man

Anyway, you can save me some time. Asuka was okay too, right?

[Like, he was literally there when Josuke healed Ryo and Okuyasu, and left right after his heart was healed, too, but. He doesn't remember this because he was possessed.]

uh yeah??? unless he decided to be a drama queen too when i wasn't looking
weren't u THERE for that?

He's dramatic in his own way. Just like you.

But yeah. I guess I was. Good, then.

i'm not DRAMATIC

ur being weird as shit man

See, there you are, being dramatic. You even put it in caps when you don't even capitalize I.

[He thinks he's very sneaky by teasing to avoid weirdness, okay... Also, it makes it seem like he's feeling better and not crying alone in his room like he literally has and will do again.]

this is the oldest u ever been

IS THIS DRAMATIC TO U
SHOULD I GIVE IT A LIL STYLE
$0 DRAMATIC

[Local teen stares at laptop with dead eyes, news at 11.]

You're ridiculous.

[For the record, that is VERY DRAMATIC!! A DOLLAR SIGN S.]

[0K-YA$U is not and has never been dramatic in his life.]

now ur just being mean to kids

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