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[pursestrings]

why didn't i have one of these

Comments

[swordfucker]

Some less than others.

I guess it's good if you're in such an energetic mood. I can't really get up and go stop you so just don't burn down anything important.

[pursestrings]

if u bleed out cuz ur being a dumbass i'm gonna burn ur stuff too

[swordfucker]

I won't care about my stuff if I'm dead, you idiot. I'm not going to die, anyway.

[pursestrings]

if u die i get to make up all kinds of shit about u

[IS THIS INSPIRATIONAL??]

[swordfucker]

Maybe I'll die and encourage your creative mind, like a good teacher.

[It's something, at least... he's endeared.]

[pursestrings]

what like ur gonna come back and haunt me?

[the joke




okuyasu]

[swordfucker]

Nevermind, you're beyond teaching. I'll stay alive.

[pursestrings]

what the hell, old man

[swordfucker]

Anyway, you can save me some time. Asuka was okay too, right?

[Like, he was literally there when Josuke healed Ryo and Okuyasu, and left right after his heart was healed, too, but. He doesn't remember this because he was possessed.]

[pursestrings]

uh yeah??? unless he decided to be a drama queen too when i wasn't looking
weren't u THERE for that?

[swordfucker]

He's dramatic in his own way. Just like you.

But yeah. I guess I was. Good, then.

[pursestrings]

i'm not DRAMATIC

ur being weird as shit man

[swordfucker]

See, there you are, being dramatic. You even put it in caps when you don't even capitalize I.

[He thinks he's very sneaky by teasing to avoid weirdness, okay... Also, it makes it seem like he's feeling better and not crying alone in his room like he literally has and will do again.]

[pursestrings]

this is the oldest u ever been

IS THIS DRAMATIC TO U
SHOULD I GIVE IT A LIL STYLE
$0 DRAMATIC

[Local teen stares at laptop with dead eyes, news at 11.]

[swordfucker]

You're ridiculous.

[For the record, that is VERY DRAMATIC!! A DOLLAR SIGN S.]

[pursestrings]

[0K-YA$U is not and has never been dramatic in his life.]

now ur just being mean to kids

[swordfucker]

[sounds like fake news]

I'm just saying it like it is.

Oh, but that reminds me, just let me know if you need help with anything in the future. I owe you one after this. Even if I let everyone down this time, I won't let it happen again. I'll try to fix whatever I can.

[no he can't let this go, thanks for asking]

[pursestrings]

sure
i think i'm done doing anything crazy for this asshole for a while
but okay thanks