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[pursestrings]

why didn't i have one of these

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[nipzips]

yeah. funny that our colours kinda match our stands.

uhh, it's a long story. and kind of stupid. [ very stupid. he's caught on that his precious hair still exists but that doesn't mean he wants to go anywhere where there's a mirror. ]

what did he do to you?

[pursestrings]

wow
dork

if i gotta share u gotta share
u first

[nipzips]

it's really stupid, man. [ let him off this one time!!!!!! he knows he's going to get ribbed if okuyasu finds out what his punishment is. ]

[pursestrings]

more stupid than the other dumb shit that happens to us all the time? like mikitaka eating tissues

[TELL HIM..... give ya bro a good laugh.]

[nipzips]

i kinda miss that guy ... [ unlike okuyasu, he actually likes mikitaka. wild. ]

ugh, fine, but i know you're gonna laugh! you have to promise not to laugh!

[pursestrings]

[Mikitaka is OKAY... only because he helped Josuke not die that one time!!]

ur not gonna see it anyway
nah ok i promise

[he's going to laugh anyway....]

[nipzips]

[ do promises mean NOTHING in this friendship

but enjoy this 5 min wait before he finally mans up and reveals what his punishment was. ]


i ... can't see my own hair

[pursestrings]

[Sorry, Okuyasu can't come to the computer right now because he's actually dead from laughing. Truly it is merciful that Josuke can't see him, because it's terrible-- but he won't tell anyone why he's laughing, so it's not a total brotrayal....

Allow him to compose himself.]

did u cry??? are u crying right now?????

[nipzips]

[ it's good that he brought a bro some amusement at his expense at least. thankfully, okuyasu isn't laughing in the text. though, josuke has a feeling that he's definitely laughing behind the screen. ]

I'M NOT CRYING, DUDE [ though he did cry. it's a fact. he's going through a very stressful time for him. ]

ANYONE WOULD GET UPSET IF THEY WOKE UP THINKING THEY WENT BALD

[pursestrings]

[Thanks Josuke, he's living for this... this is incredible.]

u totally cried
it's ok bro
i understand
let it all out
between u and lupin's clothes all looking ugly i dunno who has it worse

[nipzips]

maybe i sniffed a little but i definitely didn't cry.

[ just the facts. ]

who's lupin? what do his clothes look like?

[pursestrings]

that counts!!!

lupin is this fancy dude covered in ruffles n bowties, that stuff
he looks like he's got a real stick up his ass but he's ok when u talk to him
he told me all his clothes turned yellow n shit

[nipzips]

ruffles and bowties? you sure his clothes weren't just weird to begin with?

[ ruffles and bowties are very uncool. ]

but his punishment's definitely worse, since all the people who've seen me are saying my hair's the same as always. [ pomp-less but otherwise intact ]

i just hope Mr. F doesn't decide to turn me bald for real one day.

[pursestrings]

oh yeah he's definitely a weirdo
but now he's a weirdo in all yellow

mr. f is gonna come buzz ur hair off in ur sleep if ur not a good boy josuke

[nipzips]

don't even joke about that!!! the pain is all too real right now!

[pursestrings]

bzz bzzzzz bzzz oh shit josuke he's already here!!!!

[nipzips]

dude, you're not even in my house! we're on our laptops!

why am i friends with you again?

[pursestrings]

cuz

[that's it. that's the reason. because.]

it's not like ur hair is really gone, don't get pissed

[nipzips]

[ he's not really pissed, at least. just being dramatic. ]

yeah, yeah. so ... what happened to you?

[pursestrings]

i can't hear some people too good
or see their messages on here

[some people, he says, so it seems less obvious....]

[nipzips]

[ hmmm. ]

we're talking just fine ... who are the people you can't hear?

[pursestrings]

well so far just ochako

[but you know!! there could be others...]

[nipzips]

[ probably not. ]

Mr. F's really done it now ... splitting a guy and the girl he likes apart like this is just fucking cruel.

[pursestrings]

[oh my god, josuke, stop!!]

don't make it a big deal!! [it is a big deal, but shut up.]

i'm at her place anyway so whatever

[nipzips]

you know i really hate it when assholes play their mind games like this. if Mr. F has a problem that we failed his shitty quests, he should take it to us personally.

[ still pissed on okuyasu's behalf but okay, okay, he'll calm down. ]

you two alright over there? [ he also went to pester ochako in her inbox so, oops, if you didn't want it to be a big deal. ]