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[Style points are going down for this fishing trip... maybe he'll just ask her to float fish around for fun, that seems like a reasonable request to make. Later. For now it's time to walk, mercifully not very far to reach the water from his cruddy Bluo house. He doesn't trust any of the bridges or what might have once been little docks for the boat houses after his first excursion jumping all over the place, so they're going to fish from... just the ground!! That's fun.

It is worth noting that Okuyasu doesn't know what to do with this fishing thing besides throw a net, maybe? What is the process?]

I'm hungrier than bored, so let's get some mutant fish and get outta here.

[It's not like Ochako is just going to hand him the net and tell him to go wild. As soon as they're down by the water, she grabs the long string attached to the net, gives the whole thing a good shake, and holds it out for him to take.]

Loop this part around your wrist, okay? Then you need to grab the bottom of the net—that's the part with the weights—and swing the whole thing over into the deepest part of the water. As soon as it hits the bottom, you yank it right back up!

[She looks up at him expectantly, confident that he caught that whole spiel. This isn't rocket science.]

[He manages "loop this around your wrist," so he does that, and then... grab something? He'll grab the net in a spot that's close enough to the right place, and move to just march into the water—but wait, wait.]

Where'm I supposed to go? [He's this close to kicking his shoes off and rolling up his pants, please assist.]

[Patient as always, Ochako points for him to stand just beside the water. This isn't too bad of a start? He's going to be a fishing pro in no time.]

Stand there and throw it in. You can see the deepest part, can't you? The really dark grey part? [She mimes pulling the net back and casting it outward.] Make sure you toss it right on top of that!

[He can do it!!]

[He looks, and...] Yeah, okay.

[And now he's unwinding the net from around his wrist already, because he's most definitely summoning The Hand and holding the net up for the Stand to get it looped around the appropriate wrist and ready to toss instead. There is no way this is actually necessary, but The Hand throws harder than Okuyasu, so it's fine.

Using an extremely powerful Stand to go fishing is the most appropriate use of Stands. The Hand balls the net up and pulls back like it's a baseball, chucking it out to swing over the deep water and land with a splash. Tada!!] Check it out!

[It's a creative method, to be sure, but using that giant thing to toss a lightweight net a few feet is absolutely stupid... and completely hilarious. She snorts lightly once it splashes down, trying to suppress a laugh as she finally turns back to him.]

That's cheating, you know!

[But The Hand just looks so serious? And Okuyasu looks so pleased? It's all too much for Ochako, who, after one last desperate sputter, doubles right up with genuine laughter.]

No it's not! You wouldn't think so if you couldn't see The Hand, so there—not cheating.

[This logic is absolutely backwards, since it would be definite cheating if The Hand weren't so obviously right there, but whatever!! Okuyasu still looks pleased with himself while the Stand deals with the actual fishing; he's not even looking anymore, having turned away from the water to look back at Ochako.

He made her laugh - that's like 50 friendship points right there!]

Hey, hey, I don't think you're taking my dope fishing skills seriously!

[She's trying so hard to get her amusement back under control, but, despite her best efforts, all it takes is the mention of his "dope fishing skills" to set off a fresh fit of laughter. Who says that?! Honestly!

After another solid minute, though, her laughs begin to give way to giggles. Better late than never. She straightens back up, giving her eyes a quick swipe as she takes in a deep breath.]

I can't believe you did that! [One last snicker escapes her, because ah, how silly.] But you did get the net way out there, so I guess it was a pretty smart idea.

[Also, for the record? It was TOTALLY cheating.]

[They're dope, Ochako! They are fresh to death! Obviously. Okuyasu gives her her giggling minute, making sure that he's still looking totally cool about dope fishing skills over here (there may be a pose). The Hand is still overly-seriously handling the net, but technically this is multitasking on Okuyasu's part - dope fishing skills: Stand fishing without looking.

The Hand has fished up some gray lumps. Okuyasu's expression falls; ew.]

Yeah, all the way out into nasty-ass mushy seaweed water... [is there seaweed in lakes? he knows not and cares even less, ewww, The Hand tosses the net back out again.] How long's it supposed to take?

[No, don't pose! Her sides hurt enough already!! She's just going to study his catch very carefully, gently nudging one of those lumps with her foot. Not even a single tiny fish, huh? This boy has some baaaaad luck. But, as always, positivity is the name of the game...]

Sometimes it takes a while, but don't let it get to you. Just keep trying until you catch something!

[He will pose as much as he wants, thanks!! It's in his blood. He doesn't have a pose for looking dejectedly at the nasty seaweed clumps, though, so that's over even before it began.]

Can't believe this is the most exciting thing we have to do around here...

[Wow, okay. Go ahead and act like a giant baby, Okuyasu! Even if it is kind of boring around this town, there's no way that Ochako is going to join in that little pity party of his.]

There are lots of things to do if you look. You can talk to new people, go exploring, write poems... [Yeah, she remembers!!!] At least fishing is relaxing!

[And surely he's going to catch something this time? Surely his luck isn't that bad?]

[Write poems, she says, and suddenly looking at the water really is the most exciting thing to do, as Okuyasu winces for a moment about the dreaded poetry and then stares intently at the water where the net has been dunked in.]

Uh huh... Are you saying I am somehow not relaxed? Just look at my fishing.

[It's dope, as discussed. He's not so cursed that he'll come up empty twice in a row, at least, so he manages a whole two fish!! this time when The Hand pulls the net back up. He's done it!!]

[Maybe—hopefully—one day he'll be comfortable talking about his neat little hobby; for now, though, she simply shifts her attention back out to the fishing net and pretends like she didn't see a thing. Go ahead and act Tough. It's cool. She can poke fun at him for other things.]

Of course you're relaxed! You're not the one doing all the work.

[Zing.

But while the method is still questionable, when The Hand pulls in the two wiggling fish she can't help but to give her friend a loud cheer. His first fish!!! If only they had a camera!]

You did it! [She beams over at him, clapping her hands together.] Good job, Okuyasu!

Yeah I am! The Hand's like—like my jet engine legs, y'know?

[This is... a bad comparison, but the best one he's got for the time being. The Hand is just his extra four limbs and torso and spare head!! Something like that...

But oh, shit, some fish.]

Huh? Oh! Hell yeah!! See? Dope, right?

[Stop saying the word "dope." She's trying to be supportive here, but there's no way she can keep herself from sniggering every time she hears it.]

Y-Yeah, sure! [Pfffft.] Now you can go cook them! Or maybe you should catch more and cook some for Iida and John, too? They'll be so impressed!

[All of her friends need to be friends... plus it's just a nice thing to do!]

[So keep saying the word dope, most definitely? That's what he's getting out of this reaction. He looks over at The Hand, which is just holding two fish in one giant Stand fist and looking as ridiculous as possible.]

I dunno, cooking fish isn't really my thing. I can make sandwiches, y'know? Maybe boil some stuff if I got hot water.

[Cook? Fish? Was this not a mission to collect fishbux?]

[It may have started as a mission to procure fish bucks, but once he told her he lived off canned food she was not about to let that continue. Teach a man to fish, etc, etc.

She's flat-out refusing to look at The Hand, by the way. It's a struggle, honestly, although Okuyasu is providing her with a pretty good distraction right now. Boiling tasteless fish in weird, tasteless water? The look on her face says it all.]

Maybe you could build a fire instead? You just have to put them on a stick and hold them over it until they look crispy.

[Crunch > mush. How does he live like this...]

[Can he use fishbux to get someone else to cook fish for him? That sounds good.]

Aren't you supposed to scrape the guts and shit out? [That's what they do In Movies, which he has seen.] I've never seen a fishstick that's just the whole fish.

[No way. Tough guys should be self-sufficient.]

You do, but it's not hard. It is kind of gross, though. [The things she does for Momo... the things she does for all of her friends, really.] I'm sure that you can do it!

[She gives him a warm smile, just sending so many positive vibes his way. Ganbatte...!]

[Maybe he'll rethink being so Tuff if it means he has to be competent. Working is hard.

Anyway, give him a moment to deeply consider these positive vibes - real nice, 10/10 - and then, with a scrutinizing look:] Do you scrape the guts outta fish?

[Like, personally? That's a Gross Point but maybe also a Cool Point.]

[She blinks at him, positive vibes fading fading as she takes that question in.]

Yes? I mean, if we're all eating together then the boys will do it, but if it's just me and Momo eating then... it's my job. [A pause.] Is it hard to believe? It's not awful...

[She can be tough, thank you very much! A girl's gotta eat!]

[Whoa... fish guts scraper Ochako... Okuyasu blinks at her, then shakes his head.]

No, it's pretty cool! [he's a Dude] I dunno, I mean, I'm from a small town but it's not like we all get together and go camping or whatever...

[He's not city, but he's still city.]

[Stop... she is also city-but-not-city. Another thing in common for them, so she perks right back up.]

I'm not a big camper, either, but Yuu—my school made us go through survival training over the summer. We had to cook all of our own food.

[And also fight off villains, but survival training is definitely more interesting than getting stabbed. School trips are the best!]

You'll pick it up in no time. Just keep trying until you get it right!

Seriously? I'm kinda jealous...

[He's never been on a school trip... There's nowhere to go near Morioh except the city, anyway. Sad.

He looks at The Hand over his shoulder, considering both how big and clumsy he himself is and how gutting a fish requires some... precision... this will go fine, surely.]

I'll, uh, try?

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