[Thanks for getting her hopes up! She looks visibly disappointed, because while free food is amazing, free food that tastes like dirt is simply unfortunate.]

I was so excited, too. [A SIGH.] I'd pay a lot of fish bucks to eat something that tastes good. I might even pay real money for something from that restaurant of yours!

[A pause as she considers this, and then:]

Actually, never mind. It would probably be too expensive.

[All restaurants are too expensive when you're #poor.]